Monday, January 17, 2011

Golden Globies

I am not a huge award show fan. "Yeah, you're rich!" We get it! I do however like the Golden Globes. I like how the celebrities are sitting at tables like normal people. You never know when the camera is on you. (Like when I saw Angelina Jolie re-apply her lip gloss! Faux Pas! theory.....maybe she is half normal) ......Nahhh........

I love love love the choices of clothing. There were a lot of Ewww Pretties. (good ewww) And a few What Were You Thinkings, and some plain old.....Now That Is Just Too Bad's.

So in order of TIJTB, to WWYT, to EwwwwP, here is my short list!

Tilda Swinston: TIJTB.

This ensemble is just plain scary. I will get her some street cred for being modest, BUT modesty can still be beautiful. Miss Tilda looks like she took a dip in the Butter Cream bucket. Head to toe transparency is just not what I call red carpet.

Megan Fox: WWYT??????

Now you may be saying: "I like her dress". It's not about her dress, it's about her face. WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE????? Nothing frosts my cookies more then a DROP dead gorgeous woman getting plastic surgery, and then ending up ruining a perfect face. I think she falls into the alien category now. UGH.....
Michael C. Hall (Dexter): WWYT?????
Once again, not about the tux. I'm just saying that if you know your beard is a different color than your hair........either shave or wear a hat.

Helena, Helena, Helena......
Two words: ODD DUCK.

Now onto the Goodies at the Globies!!!!

Favorite Couple????????
Nicole and Keith
I love that she towers over him, not afraid to wear heels, and he is still beaming! Cute cute cute!

Best Dressed Dude was a tie! Between:
Zachary Levi (Chuck)
So dapper!

And Ryan Gosling.

I love a velvet suit!!!

DRUM ROLL PLEASE................................
Eva Longoria(soon not to be Parker)
I just thought that she looked a.m.a.z.i.n.g.

10 SAY WHAT??????????????????:

Mark and Lachelle said...

RYAN GOSLING wins! But I'm kind of biased, because I've been in love with him ever since his Disney Channel days. Mmmmm mmmmmm good!

Eva Longoria, gorgeous. I agree.
And I thought Megan Fox was in the WWYT category, because she married Brian Austin Green.

Candace said...

I love that crazy Belatrix woman wasnt even wearing matching shoes! She is such a freak show!

Good times..

Anna Beal said...

I LOVE this post!

Andrea Cutler said...

Nice post! Way to go Eva and Zachary Levi may be my new celeb crush.

Laura said...

So it! I didn't even recognize megan fox!!!!

Dahl Family said...

With ya on Nicole and Keith Urban. I LOVE Keith Urban. Oh la la! Ruggedly handsome and love his music. Also love Levi. We are total Chuck fans. Eric put "Chuck Bartowski" in my phone when he calls :)

Lee Party of 2 said...

AGREE!! Eva's dress was absolutely stunning! i also loved anne hathaway's dress and anjelina jolie's!

Leah said...

Move over Joan Rivers!! We have a new fashion police in town! Hahaha, love you Alli you nailed it! I agree totally.

Claire said...

You crack me up! You are also very good at this sort of thing Alli Blue.

Natalie said...

Well done and amen!!

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